Friday, September 19, 2008

Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars


Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars

Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas


Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse


Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain


Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life


Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

Friday, August 29, 2008

Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists


McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists
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